Slang Editorial :: Never Underestimate The Value Of A Holla'

Saturday, May 01, 2010
Julep Kinda Day

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
The Treebark List

From a post that never happened, July 2009:

JeffreyBeaumont: god, "Off the Docks"
JeffreyBeaumont: i wish i could somehow have soemthing i could call "The
Treebark List"
JeffreyBeaumont: not pop nuggets but just those incredibly great meaty
nuggets of never-fading music
JeffreyBeaumont: so good and beefy
JeffreyBeaumont: but like, they're the hot dogs of music songs rather
than the candy bars
jaychampionvinyl: haaaaaaaaa
jaychampionvinyl: I have NO fucking idea what that means
jaychampionvinyl: reread that
JeffreyBeaumont: i stand by my statement
jaychampionvinyl: Treebark? hot dogs? nuggets?
jaychampionvinyl: candy bars?
jaychampionvinyl: however, "off the docks" rules
JeffreyBeaumont: "pop nuggets" are sweet and saccharine, tooth aches
even sometimes
jaychampionvinyl: on that we agree
JeffreyBeaumont: I'm talking about music nuggets that are good in a
similar short burst way but instead of JeffreyBeaumont: being like a
sweet burst snack are more like a savory meat burst snack
JeffreyBeaumont: like a hot dog
JeffreyBeaumont: you can still slurp a hot dog down in 6 seconds even
though it's theoretically meal-worthy
JeffreyBeaumont: like an ice cream cone
jaychampionvinyl: I'm down with all of that
jaychampionvinyl: where does tree bark enter into that metaphor?
JeffreyBeaumont: tree bark is like, putting notches in the tree
JeffreyBeaumont: cause these songs just enter your brain at random
points
JeffreyBeaumont: and you need to have somewhere to jot them down or else
you forget that they are special meat nuggets
JeffreyBeaumont: same can go for pop nugs but its less essential to
write down because everyone's always looking out for them
jaychampionvinyl: right
jaychampionvinyl: so you notch the meat nuggets into the tree bark
jaychampionvinyl: and "off the docks" is a savory meat nugget worth
carving into bark
JeffreyBeaumont: Like a tree in the forest that says "Ben Loves Weezy By
The Docks 7/2009 HEARTS"
JeffreyBeaumont: notches all over it with other songs like that
jaychampionvinyl: I dig that shit

JeffreyBeaumont: i suppose i could just start having hot dogs tattoo'd
all over my body
JeffreyBeaumont: and i'm the tree
JeffreyBeaumont: but that might be perceived as strange by some
jaychampionvinyl: HAAA
jaychampionvinyl: nah
jaychampionvinyl: I hear that shit, loud and clear
jaychampionvinyl: and it makes me want to smear margarine all over a
ship captain
JeffreyBeaumont: imagine if we were the programmers of childrens
television
jaychampionvinyl: Ben's Meaty Nugget TreeBark Hour
jaychampionvinyl: HOP ON THE HOT DOG TRAIN
jaychampionvinyl: NO HOMO
JeffreyBeaumont: I LOVE FINDING THE CHOICEST HOT DOGS ON PUTTING THEM ON
MY BODY
JeffreyBeaumont: NULLUS
JeffreyBeaumont: have you watched the new harry potter film?
jaychampionvinyl: No!
JeffreyBeaumont: let's go see it at imax

And... SCENE.

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Thursday, April 01, 2010
Guess I'm headed back to the dentist

That is in fact a piece of my Crown.

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 4/01/2010 09:50:00 PM 1 comments

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Bench Jeans said...: Ouch, that's happened to me before; 5/13/2010 07:55:00 AM

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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Probably Not What Might Be Suggested

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/31/2010 07:24:00 PM 0 comments

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Yep

Good times.

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/30/2010 09:59:00 PM 1 comments

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E-BAD said...: so you're just rocking a mustache now is the point of all this.; 3/30/2010 10:45:00 PM

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Sunday, March 21, 2010
Greetings from Newark

These are the times when things are different and I, therefore, am not
often here.

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/21/2010 11:20:00 PM 0 comments

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Friday, March 12, 2010
Lots of Weird, Really

DieGrosse: it's the first Puppeteer-less morning in these parts

JeffreyBeaumont: is he gone now?

DieGrosse: yeah he flew to mexico yesterday afternoon

DieGrosse: i saw him to the subway, wrote a crazy poem, ran to class, and then drank and drank and drank

DieGrosse: and danced at the home video show

JeffreyBeaumont: it was a good, weird time with him?

DieGrosse: it was good and not weird

DieGrosse: which is weird for me

JeffreyBeaumont: oh it sounded like the things you were doing were sometimes weird

DieGrosse: yes well

DieGrosse: there's that

JeffreyBeaumont: not that the interactions with him were weird

DieGrosse: ah yes

DieGrosse: yes we did weird things

DieGrosse: and didn't feel weird about it

DieGrosse: but not such weird things really

DieGrosse: just puppet related things

DieGrosse: that don't enter my life so often

DieGrosse: normal for him

DieGrosse: except that our lives are held together by magic which always causes strange coincidences

DieGrosse: which i guess is weird

JeffreyBeaumont: ah good, glad we've cleared that up

DieGrosse: are you making fun of me?

DieGrosse: anyway he's gone now

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/12/2010 12:24:00 PM 1 comments

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gross means great! said...: ok, now i do think you're making fun of me. but fair enough.; 3/14/2010 04:20:00 PM

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Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Red Hots and All-Consuming Horror and Anxiety

JeffreyBeaumont: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N0/S5EZQTcTM8I/AAAAAAAAM_0/XKctJIat50I/s1600-h/martha-stewart-15-feet.jpg

Anonyfriend: i dont really understand this

JeffreyBeaumont: it's a giant hot dog

JeffreyBeaumont: being held by martha stewart

Anonyfriend: yes

Anonyfriend: yes it is

...

Anonyfriend: i want a hot dog

JeffreyBeaumont: haaa, there you go

Anonyfriend: it works!

...

Anonyfriend: is it bad that i'm semi-frequently siezed with an all-consuming horror and anxiety of having lent my emotions to somebody who will ultimately destroy them?!?!?!

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/09/2010 03:25:00 PM 0 comments

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Monday, March 08, 2010
Dental Depraricon

Yep--dental woes continue. That is silicone frozen in my beard hair
after beig fitted for a crown

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/08/2010 05:15:00 PM 0 comments

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Friday, March 05, 2010
Alpha Beta Omega

[conversation...]
JeffreyBeaumont: so, I guess i'll just man up
jaychampionvinyl: manning up is always a good suggestion for us
bitchmade liberals arts beta males
JeffreyBeaumont: wait, am i a beta male?
jaychampionvinyl: HAHAHA
jaychampionvinyl: you are the alpha beta omega
jaychampionvinyl: you are the alpha of betas

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/05/2010 04:57:00 PM 0 comments

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Wednesday, March 03, 2010
New Haircut IV

This is called the "My Body Is A Cage (Teflon Edition)" haircut.

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/03/2010 11:11:00 PM 0 comments

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Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Something Left To Be Desired

Somehow Chatroulette is even less satisfying than 90s chatrooms were.

Labels: lolgore, memories, quicksnaps

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/02/2010 11:53:00 PM 1 comments

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Lines In The Road

Underground, forever.

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/02/2010 06:33:00 PM 0 comments

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Alex Is Home And He Has Been To Japan

And this is, no joke, a wasabi-chocolate flavored KitKat.

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/02/2010 06:30:00 PM 0 comments

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The Exit Sign On My Floor Is Flickering Like I'm In A David Lynch Film

This is an odd way to feel in the middle of workday on a Tuesday
afternoon in March.

posted by Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything at 3/02/2010 03:13:00 PM 0 comments

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